- 10:26 pm - Mon, Aug 18, 2014
- 91,806 notes
Remember who loved you no matter how fucked up in the head you were.
- 8:04 pm
Forgot how much I love this song!
- 7:46 pm
- 5,675 notes
Rome’s fingerprints are
running down your back;
I want to build you
an empire that forgets
- 2:53 pm
- 154,222 notes
IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID
just in case you haven’t figured it out by the time she’s down to her fucking underwear you inbred
- 12:20 am
Q: Is hacker your boyfriend?
Oh god no. Hacker is this scatterbrained code nerd who I dated for a while when he was in Dallas participating in a startup accelerator. He’s that type of nerd that would sit down to write code, come back with a few thousand lines, and be honestly shocked to hell to find himself sitting in a nest of blankets, red bull cans, and beer bottles, with a dead cell phone and a missing persons report filed because no one has heard from him in 5 days.
We had a couple of very sweet dates, but more often, he’d usually call me in the middle of the night, lost, or panicking that he’d fucked everything up… So I’d go find him, and talk him down, or hold his hand, or pull cables in a goddamned bell tower at 4 am. Which somehow would always turn into waffles and cuddling, or abstract conversations about business models while we stared at the church rafters, or sitting on the roof of the church in the pouring rain while we watched the sky get lighter and all the street lights turn off. And one time it ended up at a bar at 7 am getting slovenian lessons while watching soccer.
But basically he’d call me when he needed saving, and I’d pick up the phone because of all the people I wanted to save, he was the one I could. Not a good basis for a relationship. I really don’t know why I wear the bracelet all the time.
Thank you for your question.
- 11:53 pm - Sun, Aug 17, 2014
Q: Is there any jewelry you have that you never take off?
Well, I assume you mean other than my body mod jewelry, which only comes out for X-rays…
-I have a pair of diamond earrings, I’m pretty much always wearing at least one. -
-My emerald pendant that my daddy made me (he cut the stone himself).
-And I have this dumb rubber bracelet that hacker gave me when we were at Dennys at 4 am. Dunno why, but I haven’t taken it off since that night.
Thank you for your question.
- 4:21 pm
- 1,303 notes
Stop trying to be less of who you are. Let this time in your life cut you open and drain all of the things that are holding you back.
- 11:15 am
- 8,956 notes
I hate the idea of lonely. And I hate the reality of attachment.
- 7:00 pm - Sat, Aug 16, 2014
- 2 notes
Things I need:
A better cigar lighter. Lighting something this smooth with a Bic just pisses me off.
- 11:55 am
- 527,587 notes
My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.
- 11:43 am
- 71,709 notes
You can’t keep dancing with the devil and ask why you’re still in hell
- 6:45 pm - Fri, Aug 15, 2014
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A (totally irreverent, slightly blasphemous, 98.4% joking) prayer of thanks
Dear lord, thank you. If you were going to have me run into the fuck muppet boy who made me cry, thank you for doing it when I’m in cute workout gear that emphasizes how hard I’ve been working lately. Thank you for doing it when my hair was actually done (this is rare, so really do appreciate it), and on a day when I wore waterproof makeup that I didn’t sweat off during my suicide runs. And thank you for doing it long enough after my workout that I’m no longer red and sweaty, but soon enough that my ass still looks extra perky from the squats.
Oh, and thank you for doing it when he was in the process of spilling bbq sauce on himself.
- 12:00 pm
- 6 notes
Job interview today required actually putting in effort. Not sure how I feel about this.