SONOFABITCH. I am a grumpy fucking kitty today. This is not acceptable. On the list of things that are acceptable, this is NOT ON IT. On the list of things that are UNacceptable, this is at least items 1-54. FUCK.
I am literally laying on my couch, watching Netflix and talking to myself about the idiot menfolk in my life. This is how it works - party buses, bell towers, and Slovenian lessons over a 7 am soccer match when I haven’t been to bed yet, or mumbling to myself over justifiably cancelled Fox network shows. There is no in between.
Heavily considering moving down South. Job can transfer me there.
Sounds like a plan, I’m heading back to KY at the end of summer.
Moving south was the best decision of my life - highly recommended.
Yes, the innocent, calm looking, boys who are into kinky shit behind closed doors are fucking great. But you know what else is great? Looking at a guy and being able to tell he could fuck you until your vocal chords completely gave out from screaming his name, and knowing you’d probably try to gasp for more.
kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too
ATTENTION: THIS IS A PSA
I’m sorry, but you’re wrong, and I just don’t know what you’re doing with your life. Go ahead and fix it, I’ll wait.