3:35 pm - Sun, Apr 20, 2014
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I have 9 kinds of ice cream in my freezer right now. Clearly being the right kind of adult.

1:31 pm
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SONOFABITCH. I am a grumpy fucking kitty today. This is not acceptable. On the list of things that are acceptable, this is NOT ON IT. On the list of things that are UNacceptable, this is at least items 1-54. FUCK.

12:09 pm
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You had me at a point where I would’ve left the entire world behind for you.

2:03am, I really loved you that much. (via tahom)

I still would.

(via stayinsclitude)

(Source: hoetion, via atmaesthetic)

2:00 am
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12:57 am
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I am literally laying on my couch, watching Netflix and talking to myself about the idiot menfolk in my life. This is how it works - party buses, bell towers, and Slovenian lessons over a 7 am soccer match when I haven’t been to bed yet, or mumbling to myself over justifiably cancelled Fox network shows. There is no in between.

6:14 pm - Sat, Apr 19, 2014
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crow-actual:

spec-ops-ready:

Heavily considering moving down South. Job can transfer me there.

Sounds like a plan, I’m heading back to KY at the end of summer.

Moving south was the best decision of my life - highly recommended.

10:01 am
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Last night - Smoke’s idea of a compliment: “all I’m saying is if you wanted to get some D tonight, you totally could, looking like that.” -.-
Side note, I got home at 5 am, and I’m already out of the house. Wtf? This is why I had an assistant do my schedule, I’m clearly a moron.

Last night - Smoke’s idea of a compliment: “all I’m saying is if you wanted to get some D tonight, you totally could, looking like that.” -.-

Side note, I got home at 5 am, and I’m already out of the house. Wtf? This is why I had an assistant do my schedule, I’m clearly a moron.

4:01 am
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Yes, the innocent, calm looking, boys who are into kinky shit behind closed doors are fucking great. But you know what else is great? Looking at a guy and being able to tell he could fuck you until your vocal chords completely gave out from screaming his name, and knowing you’d probably try to gasp for more.

9:53 pm - Fri, Apr 18, 2014
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Party bus has a stripper pole - off to a good start

8:47 pm
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Its friday night! Time for bad life decisions? I think yes.

3:53 pm
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Dammit, Sugar.

12:41 am
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A serious girl, when she finds someone who calms her spirit and quiets her busy thoughts, will love you so fiercely, it will defy even her own logic and reasoning.
Please quiet my thoughts… (via heygingergirl)

(Source: namelessin314, via fit-guide)

12:38 am
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aseaofquotes:

Nicholas Sparks, The Longest Ride
Submitted by thespontaneity.

aseaofquotes:

Nicholas Sparks, The Longest Ride

Submitted by thespontaneity.

12:23 am
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drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

(Source: cyberho, via she-wants-the-eod)

10:46 pm - Thu, Apr 17, 2014
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ATTENTION: THIS IS A PSA

If you’re not following (in no particular order):
spinningspine
colbertfick
mynameisdua
sharrmander
thenita
kickhigh-runhard-liftheavy
indexedbabe

I’m sorry, but you’re wrong, and I just don’t know what you’re doing with your life. Go ahead and fix it, I’ll wait.

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