4:40 pm - Mon, Jul 28, 2014
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Yes, but Walmart is less of a credit risk than the US Government.
Overheard at work today.
9:37 am
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danthemaniel413 I’m not bothered, I’m baffled. Earring? This anon is the only person I’ve ever encountered that calls it an earring. So odd.

I already knew my head game is amazing. :p

danthemaniel413 I’m not bothered, I’m baffled. Earring? This anon is the only person I’ve ever encountered that calls it an earring. So odd.

I already knew my head game is amazing. :p

8:56 am
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Q: Your head game must be crazy with that earring in your tongue. šŸ˜‰šŸ‘ŒšŸ‘Œ
Anonymous

I just… how am I supposed to respond to this? Earring? No. I…

Okay, cool. Thank you for your question statement thing.

10:04 am - Sun, Jul 27, 2014
Q: HOW DO YOU NOT LIKE GETTING EATEN OUT?!?!!1
Anonymous

Dude, calm yourself. I don’t know, it’s just not a priority for me. The ex husband wasn’t into giving or receiving, and I was with him for 7.5 years. 7.5 years is a long time to go without something.

Plus, the experience I had with it before that can only be described with the word “motorboat,” and the experience afterwards involved teeth. No thank you. I’m good.

Thank you for your question.

9:09 am
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funnyvaginaredshirt:

Every day haha

funnyvaginaredshirt:

Every day haha

(Source: dirtymaxkindagirl)

8:23 am
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Q: Spit or swallow?
Anonymous

Is this even a real question? Do people actually spit? Because I feel like that’s a myth so that somewhere, someone, could feel superior. Like “ooooh I swallow, I’m special.” Or “well my girlfriend swallows, bruh.” But it’s not that special. I’m pretty sure no one spits. Even women that don’t like the taste have figured out that you taste it less if you just swallow what’s in the back of your throat, rather than moving it over your tongue to spit.

Swallow, fucking duh.

Thank you for your question. And by the way, if anyone really does spit, or knows someone that does, can you pop by and explain that shit to me?

8:05 am
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Q: Best sex? Best head giving and getting? Favorite position?
Anonymous

It’s really early for these questions. Are you still drunk?

Best sex was with one of my best friends. Intense doesn’t even begin to describe it. I mean, uh, yeah. Multiples are delightful. Just really, really, really delightful. I mean. Yeah.

Favorite position totally depends on my mood. Missionary is always a safe bet, because being pinned down in a vulnerable position, where I can feel him against me and he can run his hands all over… well. Um. ANYWAY. Doggy if the guy is on the smaller side.

Best head - giving - would be… hmm. On a road trip, we pulled over and had the most raw, animalistic, face fucking session ever. So goddamned hot, I had bruises for days.

Best head - getting - doesn’t exist. My ex wasn’t into oral (giving or receiving), and I haven’t had a good experience before or after that. Not even a little. So I guess I’m just not into receiving at this point.

Thank you for your questions.

6:49 am
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Q: Im considering immigrating to the us what is a good salary to earn if you want to survive
ruaannell

shar-fireshar:

Tbh I was a server for a year making 4.25 an hour plus tips and could afford an apartment with a room mate.

FYI, as someone that’s recently immigrated to the States (sort of, I was born here, just lived out of country for 22 years), I can tell you that your salary requirements are going to be totally dependant on where you move to. Dallas is different from Vegas, which is different from new York, which is different from Bentonville, which is different from… ugh, you get the idea. Figure out where you want to go, first. That’ll tell you more about what you need to make to live comfortably.

Biggest piece of advice I can give is that the bureaucratic shit - dealing with your tax ID, SSN, drivers license, importing or retesting for certifications, getting a bank account, whatever - is going to take approximately one metric fuck ton longer than you think it will. Give yourself time to deal with it.

6:29 am
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12:20 am
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Because its 130 am, and I’m getting complemented on them, and I’m REALLY FUCKING HAPPY about the fact that they’re doing this thing where they look bigger because of how much core work I’ve been doing… I present, the twins!

Because its 130 am, and I’m getting complemented on them, and I’m REALLY FUCKING HAPPY about the fact that they’re doing this thing where they look bigger because of how much core work I’ve been doing… I present, the twins!

11:52 pm - Sat, Jul 26, 2014
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Q: Those boobs tho. šŸ‘
Anonymous

Thank you!

9:42 pm
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I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.
Joshua Graham (via the-healing-nest)

(Source: outdoor-anarchy, via nathansummers)

9:08 pm
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Putting your hand over a girls mouth to stop people hearing her moaning is the hottest thing

Kissing her and letting her moan into your mouth is even sexier

(via southern-sheepdog)

7:32 pm
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I am actually crying right now. I love my sister so fucking much.

I am actually crying right now. I love my sister so fucking much.

2:11 pm
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gaybutt:

officialunitedstates:

a bank teller?Ā  what are they telling

soulja boy

Anna. No.

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